BT’s Website Is A Fcking Disaster

As many visitors to one of my four once-world-famous-almost-award-winning blogs know I am really unlucky when it comes to telecommunications; from dodgy dark patterns via Vodafone’s satanic website to getting my phone stolen by an acquaintance of Kevin Bridges in a bar fight, verily sirrah! Electromagnetic radiation must fucking despise me! Continue reading “BT’s Website Is A Fcking Disaster”

Do you need a mobile App?

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I encounter a lot of this: “We need a mobile app for our company!” and more often than not I be all like “no you don’t!”.

Remember: downloading and installing an app is a pain so there must be some compelling reason to install the damn thing!

I thought I would ask some questions that might help you decide whether or not your company needs a mobile app. Continue reading “Do you need a mobile App?”

Why I Ditched My iPhone

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Technically it got stolen during a bar brawl involving top international comic Kevin Bridges and some Clydebank locals.

And lo! It came to pass that I had to get a new phone and I got an Android HTC, which is really cool (apart from some funny glitches with cycling app Strava) so I guess this post is all about why I decided not to get a new iPhone.

1)iTunes. Fuck iTunes I hate that pile of trash so much. Having to key in your password every time you want to install a free app. Having to create a crappy iTunes account just to activate your phone. Fuck this shit. I hate you iTunes. And WTF is this ‘Get’ so I end up having to click Get then Install? WTF is the point of that??

2)You can’t download stuff. Which means when you want to add attachments to emails or send documents to the local council, you can’t.

3)Er, that’s it.